♫♬   It's the most wonderful time of the year   ♬♪
All three birthdays in two months
♫♪       my checkbooks not like Trumps      ♬♬
can't believe they're so near
♫  It's the most wonderful time of the year  ♬


♪♬   It's the hap-happiest season of all   ♪♬
Have three boys to make happy
or I'll feel really crappy
♪♬  say buh bye to the mall-fortherestofmylife  ♬♪
        ♪♬  it's the hap happiest season of all   ♬♭    


It's the most wonderful time-please send money
It's the hap happiest time-or RSVP NO
It's the most wonderful time of the YEAAAR!!-RSVP NOOOO





Aww stop it Paul.  That was all you man. 
You're why people make music.