I gave birth to 3 boys in as many years, and lately I’ve noticed that my family attracts a lot of stares when we’re out. I’ve had perfect strangers ask me if the oldest are twins, if one’s a nephew, if I’m running a day care.   I’m extremely self conscious and a bit of a prude, so you can imagine the anguish this causes.  I know they’re really thinking that we’re probably on welfare, that our t.v is at the pawn shop, that we’re Catholic.  Mortifying!  

You know how we all want to believe that our parents only had sex to procreate, I’d very much like it if people thought that of me.  I’m why sexy left.  




(Think I’ll make it happen by rocking some flair)