” DIEGO! IF YOU DON’T STOP DOING THAT I’M GOING TO “(… hmm... what do I threaten him with … come on say something… anything… fast he’s sensing weakness… “KILL YOU!!”
OOPS! S_ _T, F_ _ _K, S_ _T! ** Back out of the room slowly, real casual… Don’t panic! He’s only 3, he doesn’t even know what that means. He’s only 3. Calm down, he won’t even remember. Walk back in to the room like nothing happened… Good see, he’s hitting his brother again, he wasn’t even paying attention.
Fast forward to this weekend, and another kiddy birthday party. We’re among family and friends. Not good friends like the ones you can compare credit scores with, but friends that can possibly become good friends if we continue pretending to like one another.
“Mommy open this ” ( a Blow Pop)
“No”
“Mommy pweese!”
“No!”
“Mommy…”
“Hmm?”
“I’m gonna kiw you”
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Note to self☞ Make sure the boy’s not around when you’re talking credit scores with good friends.
** someday I’ll be old enough to spell these words out like The Bean
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On a some what related note I’d like to introduce you to the highlight of my weekend ☟