Americas obsession with celebrity has spiraled out of control.  Frankly I’m embarrassed and ashamed of all of you.  I encourage you to be more like me and devote the attention you give celebrities to your family and friends instead.  Today as I pushed my vacuum about,while minding my children very closely   I thought about my “friend”  and her present situation.  Can you imagine?  While her ex-husband is parading about the south of France with his new family, she’s hooking up with every man ho in Hollywood.  I want an end to this.  Why can’t she meet a nice boy thats almost as good looking as her ex, settle down, get married, have kids and get divorced again already!