Bee stings & Birthdays☟

Do they give out Oscars for slideshows?  Holla!

 

Blow☟

Do you watch this?  Intervention on A&E.  Riveting television.  Love me some crackies. Great.  Happy ending, unhappy ending equally gratifying.  What I don’t find gratifying is when they end the show with-

     John has been sober since July 15, 2008

WTF!  July 15.  That’s yesterday!  I’ve been sitting here watching this show longer than that.  John’s probably shooting up as we speak…what a jip.

  vs.

Me-Why’d you change the channel?!?

Andres-  Your on the computer!

Me-but I was watching that…

Andres- When have you ever made anything you’ve seen on the Food Network?  WHEN?

Me-  Oh and your going to outer space?  With the money you win on Cash Cab you’re going to outer space!

TKO 

I’m too smart to be a fan of this show. It’s more like background noise in my home.  Very clear uninterrupted background noise.  Even though I’ve missed the last two critical shows, I’m confident she’s picking Jesse.  She don’t want no baby mama drama!  No baby mama drama!  Jesse, take that to the bank.

 

Have I mentioned that my sister is close personal friends with Andrew Firestone?  Shhhhh, don’t tell anyone but Mr. I’m to fancy for the Olive Garden gets his haircut at Supercuts.  Shhhh!

I think that cardigan would have looked better with the gold trophy Roger…still pretty hot though.  Have I mentioned Roger is # 4 on my celebrity crush list… make that # 2.


I am hooked on the Bravo reality shows. Largely because they play them on a continuos loop, which seems to work with my schedule.  I’ve watched them all. Except that Working Out one.  Working out, yuk.  Lesbians, yuk.  Lesbians!  That reminds me.  Today is the Top Chef finale and if that Lisa chick wins… well… hmm… I guess there’s not much I can do about it… but...I won’t be happy.  Who are you rooting for?

 

 

Important Disclaimer☞ Some of my best friends are lesbians    


I dread the start of the work week, and I don’t even have a job!  To help me cope, I like to make a list of things I have to look forward to in the week. 

 

  1. New episodes of Sponge Bob Square Pants!
  2. Julieta Venegas Unplugged on MTV tres
  3. NBA Finals. GO LAKERS! ( I need a Tivo)
  4. This weeks new to me recipe Coq au vin
  5. Friday

It’s not sexy I know, but it gets me by.

 

This Soyjoy commercial puts a big goofy smile on my face.  Soyjoy bars… not so much.