I’m unwell.  Unwell, as in I expect I’ll be sick soon.  A rational adult might of called their Dr. by now, but that’s not how I roll.  Ordinarily I run a symptom check on Web MD, tell my Dr. what to scratch on his ℞ pad, then strongly consider having it filled. 

But my routine has been disrupted.  It seems that “hurty thumping kidneys” and “I can feel my liver getting fat” (mmm  foie gras)  Returns No Results on my trusted medical site.   Plan B ☞Worry my way to a symptom Web Md can diagnose, then consider treating that. (mmm  Prozac)